Lipsumcoons are the avant-garde answer to LOLcats. Shatterstripes and Postvixen invented them in May 2007 out of bits of leftover internet tubes. Xydexx made an image macro that said "LURPEM LICKSUM" but it uses a red panda instead of a raccoon because he's just that kind of weirdo.
The North American lipsumcoon can be found in your local library. It thrives on a diet of dictionaries and boilerplate text for unfinished websites.
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